Geek Jokes. Questions and Answers.

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Q. How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ” Lather, rinse, repeat.”

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least a dozen, but it’s impossible to tell which one it is, because they’re all pointing at each other going “That’s me, over there !”

Q: How many Bill Gates’ does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. He simply declares darkness to be the new standard.

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